Bad fuckin ass manI am a marine who used mlp as a stress relief. Now there are five bronies in our base.
I got time on the Internet and started watching mlp to ease my nerves. Later my platoon found out when they asked, why are you so calm on thes convoys? I showed them a fluttershy toy I had in my pocket, got four bro-hooves. We now watch the show together and have a rainbow dash patch on our vests
This made me cry a little.
that is just awesome XD
1. The Machine Gun Registry was closed in 1986, and most of those man-portable miniguns were manufactured after that, so you would have to be an FFL level III dealer with a legitimate business selling these things to military/law enforcement agencies to be able to own a new one. The few legally transferrable ones are that expensive almost entirely because of the artificially induced scarcity.
2. Even then it varies by state; California, the News both Jersey and York, and Illinois for example will send someone to your house to taser you if you even ask about them.
3. Fun Fact: There have been exactly three people killed with legally-owned registered machine guns in the United States since the National Firearms Act of 1936 restricted their sale; two of those were legally justified self defense shootings, and the third was a corrupt police officer who used a personal firearm to murder a drug informer who was about to testify against him.